July272014

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

did u guys know that when i was 10, i did like 9 burger king commercials

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this is my legacy

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2AM

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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2AM

communistbakery:

a story about russian leaders that fall for american troops called the fault in our tsars

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2AM

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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2AM

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

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2AM

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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2AM

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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2AM

okaymad:

showing up at a party uninvited like

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2AM

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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2AM

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via phobias)

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